Snark Attack
me consoling you:

virusexe:

it’ll be okay

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afghangster:

my biggest fear in life is when you’re just minding your business and someone’s ball stops right in front of you and the people are like hey mind throwing it here. the pressure is too much for me. i don’t know how to aim a ball and like sometimes you have to deal with frisbees it’s the worst thing in the word like don’t fight me on this I am right

Oh yeah, i feel this. Like, people with anxiety— at least I do, anyway— tend to plan out what they are going to do ahead of time. Like if you plan on going to just the coffee shop for a couple hours, you plan out what you will need, how long it will take to get there, what you will order/say, and so on. But if somebody stops and asks you for the time— SHIT! That was NOT in the plan! The anxiety hits, you suddenly forget what language you speak— what is the concept of time, really? Shit, you are looking like an asshole now! JUST ANSWER THE GUY’S QUESTION! Wait, phone! PHONE HAS TIME ON IT!

"Oh… it’s 12:34."

The guy goes on with his day, but now you are left a wreck— all you will do is rethink that exchange and how idiotic you sounded. Should… should you even GO get coffee anymore? What if you mess THAT up? Oh god, I… I can’t be with people right now— I NEED TO GO HOME!

toughpigs:

Outtakes from the new video from Mashable starring Cookie Monster, John Oliver, Telly Monster, Al Roker, Kate McKinnon, and more!

But first, be sure to watch the original video!  It is the best, you guys.

hersheywrites:

falloutmagiboy:

this is your daily reminder to not forget about ferguson. Keep it going!

S E R I O U S L Y.

chessieness:

sydwiki:

some little elephants.

Elephantsssss

chessieness:

sydwiki:

some little elephants.

Elephantsssss

…well the landlord almost saw me naked. That was a plot twist I did NOT expect today. Hopefully he leaves soon so I can get my pants and underwear I accidentally left in the bathroom…

Okay, grandma said she will be here sometime between 12 and 1… I should probably, just in case, start getting dressed. on the plus side, already made my doctor’s appointment and took a shower this morning. Some responsibilities right there! KINDA ADULTISH! WOOO!

… Hopefully when i get back I can do more drawing. I still have three friendship ideas I need I need to do… But I think I want to space those out. So maybe i’ll actually buckle down and try to get one or two commissions done.

yondaew:

*DISAPPOINTED*

yondaew:

*DISAPPOINTED*